Why-- what-- dogs-- bloke-- headache-- it's all just a touch overwhelming, even for someone who prides himself on not being easily flustered, and Ashley has a similar impulse, shoving the overenthusiastic dog off and scrambling, coughing, out the opposite side of the bed from-- that guy-- Leon?

Also, what the hell is he wearing? His shirt is weirdly baggy, like something a pirate would wear, and yet not nearly long enough for comfort.

"What-- where--?"